Reporter screws up: "I'm stupid"

Now this is news we can totally belive in because it gets delived with 100% truth. Something tells me that the cameraman switched the tapes that we're meant to air on that evenings news broadcast. Genius.

Roses are red, violets are blue...if I were the hot babe walking into this bedroom, I'd be surprised too!

A fawn jumped from a nearby wood into the lion pit at the national zoo in Washington, D.C. Luckily, it was able to escape from the lion that initially caught it.

Look at you, look at yourself in the mirror. Look at your fleshy shell and the thinking mind behind it.

This is a hilarious prank to pull, but only if you’re not a passenger in the plane, otherwise it’s the worst prank ever. Because the last thing you want to see as you’re flying through the air is the pilot pass out at the controls.

If you've never seen a man crafting a tiny little horsey out of molten glass but always wanted to, YO. No need to thank me, no need to send me all your cash. Naked pictures couldn't hurt though, eh? Thx.

Women and men approach dating in very different ways. What women think is nice and romantic men think is a total waste of time, and this video explains that perfectly

Comedian Aziz Ansari is releasing his latest comedy special through the medium of the world wide intertubes. For the low, low price of $5 you can download it from his site. That's a saving of $15! Bargain!

Set off in Japan, this is allegedly the largest firework that has ever been exploded. I say allegedly because there was another large firework that went off over Hiroshima a while back. Not sure if that counts or not.

This dude is insane times infinity. On the highway, traveling at over 45mph, he rides underneath a tractor in order to pass it. I'd hate to be a passenger on that ride :(

Forget green vegetable salads they are for chicks and poofs. If you're a real man then you'll make yourself one of these, a pure meat salad. And once you have all the ingredients in one bowl you f*cking toss that salad!!!