Sexy Girl Valentines Surprise

Roses are red, violets are blue...if I were the hot babe walking into this bedroom, I'd be surprised too!

Weddings, most definitely a time for happiness, a time for friends and family to share in the joy of union between to people. A time for photographers to scrap like hungry dogs. Awesome.

There sure is a lot of cat videos on the internet, but where do they all come from? Well, contrary to what you might believe, they're painstakingly produced using the most advanced CGI know to man. And cat.

He’s definitely one of the characters who isn’t quite so contemptible as the others. He may have no morals when it comes to women and drinking, but he’s no Joffrey when it comes to valuing human life.

Farting in a confined space like a car is bad at the best of times, doing it on a first date is the lowest. But that’s what these people have to endure as they suffer the indecency of their date letting rip without qualms.

Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid's balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.

This chick should be in the NBA. Sure, she probably can't dunk, but who cares if she can sink baskets like these. She manages to swoosh 250 points in roughly 60 seconds. Better than your average.

Kenny Powers, champion athlete and shoe endorser, completes a hostile takeover of K-Swiss and uses it as a platform to totally hump the sports world into submission. He truly is an advertising BOSS.

If you're not really sure what you're doing when it comes to basic DIY, this could help. You won't need any special tools, just a saw, some materials and your penis. ProTip: You penis is the most useful tool you will ever own.

Imagine if you were a dog and you were let off your lease and you sprinted off to find the sea because you really, really wanted to go for a swim—well you don't have to because this video will do it for you.

Surviving is something that every life form aims for but harsh circumstances can make it next to impossible. Against the odds these plucky peeps have managed to suck it up, roll the dice and win, even if it means resorting to cannibalism.