Pole Dancer FAIL

Well, she needs a bit more practice before she goes for the job.. - LOL

Knock knock jokes aren't usually very funny. This one is no different. Until the nerd on the right starts to adlib about hotdogs, it's about as funny as cancer. Still, however funny he is, he's not gonna get the girl...

This would be freaking awesome for parties. Anyone wanting a couple of cubes of ice to cool down their beverage can just get them straight out of the end of the garden hosepipe! LOL WUT

I wish I could've been there to help slap some sense into him...I mean, put out the fire on his face.

Always secretly wanted a light gun you could use to permanently blind friends and pets from over a kilometer away? I know! Me too! Well, it looks like it's finally been made. This little badboy is right at the top of my xmas list.

Outtakes from the famous ETrade Baby Commercials

This "piglet" was born in Guatemala, last month. It is the result of some kind of mutation the locals are blaming on the presence of a UFO. I hope they call him Xenu.

The art of ping pong amounts to: Be fast, be furious and when called for, you may find yourself returning a shot from a neighbouring court. Follow those simple rules, and who knows, you could master Wii Sports in no time.

Just look at the fine skill these girls twirl that hoop with, such majesty, such finesse. I might become a hula-hoop girl manager and get a whole team of them to perform while I sit back and admire the view.

This one is one super hot red head, although I seriously doubt that's natural. If it is, she may've been born close to a nuclear power plant.

Star wars fans come in all shapes and sizes, but this guy is definitely the weirdest. Perched atop a unicycle wearing a skirt and triumphantly playing the star wars theme tune on a set of bagpipes. Weird.