Pastor Gives Best Pre-Race Prayer Ever

Here is what we learned about Pastor Joe Nelms. He leads an incredible prayer, knows a lot about cars and has a really hot wife. He's living the life.

What has the world come to when a fat pale hick isn’t allowed to wobble their dimple-ridden hide around Walmart to shop for trans-fat chow without the fear of ending up as an object of ridicule on some prankster’s website?

Then opening of scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark is one of the most memorable and gripping in cinema history. And now somebody made entirely of awesome has remade it shot for shot using claymation.

Ok, so you have a very special talent and we all know chicks are impressed by a man's skillz - But SERIOUSLY! - If you could produce a fart that sounded like a chainsaw would you be considered a catch - FAIL!!!

Two kitties sitting in their respective boxes playing tetherball. It's hard to tell who's winning, and I don't think they really care either, but it's pretty adorable. Next step: get them playing racketball.

When someone climbs out on a ledge with a baby, the Chinese authorities take no chances. They send in their best rappelling face kicking squad to kick heads first and ask questions later. Best. Job. Ever.

This kid accidentally dunked himself through a basketball hoop during a Phoenix Suns halftime show. Looks like all that work preserving his girlish figure paid off!

This chick tries to climb a barrier at a gig and gets more than she bargained for when her shorts get stuck on the top of a fence. I've never seen a wedgie so powerful that it ripped denim. Kudos, girl that's gotta hurt.

If women are offended by being compared to a Pot Noodle then are they just being lesbians ?!

Classic Soccer Celebration

Let this be a warning for people who want to put pylons next to a graveyard. That energy could end up waking the dead. Zombies overtaking the earth is a scary prospect - Thank god for cops with guns.