LOL: Soccer Celebration

Classic Soccer Celebration

All this sickly vapid pop crap is not the Fuhrer’s favourite sort of music, so he’s pretty pissed at Rebecca Black. He could just about stand the horror of Justin Bieber’s giant shit on popular music but “Friday” is a step too far.

Someone really needs to make this. It looks pretty damn awesome and I reckon it's well pretty well if it was in one of those Humble Bundles of sold over Steam or something. I'd play the crap out of it.

If these dudes had this level of skill at anything remotely useful they’d be rich & famous. Bedding babes, partying with celebs, develop a raging crack/skag/meth habit, end up in jail, die aged 28.

TV Cookery shows, think they're boring? think again! This female presenter is kinda old, but with age comes experience, so I'm sure she knows what goes well with cock. Listen up girls and gays she knows her stuff.

Do you get the feeling he's preparing for his next round with the dog.. -LOL

Louis CK explains exactly why farts are funny and why you're stupid if you don't agree. To be honest, it's a pretty convincing argument. Even if you think toilet humour is puerile, you have to agree that he has a point.

If you’ve looked at a tortoise before and though, ewww, the freaks! Well you’re a freak, because tortoises are just like me and you. They like humping, they have shells on their backs and they have heads. Case closed.

I'm not sure if this just works when viewed through a camera or if it looks like this to the human eye too. Either way, I'm off to the shop to buy some duct tape, a huge-ass speaker and a length of garden hose.

After a three-day weekend, it's easy for anybody to feel like they're stuck in a rut.

If you just happen to be an animal lover, beware! You might find yourself watching this video over and over again until either your brain explodes or the batteries on your laptop/tablet/phone expire. It's adorbz.