Girl Can't Jump Dry Creek

After a three-day weekend, it's easy for anybody to feel like they're stuck in a rut.

Local new is full of weirdness so this should come as no surprise, but it's still highly amusing to see the kind of crazy that they're happy to interview and broadcast on television. She's a good sport too!

It's just a matter of time before we become their slaves - Every time a cat opens a door, they come one step closer to enslaving humanity. Be thankful they don't have opposable thumbs....yet!

A short from The Whitest Kids U Know - A shark threatens to shatter a peaceful community and action needs to be taken fast. Only one man seems to know what to do, but who cares about that, look behind him!

Erm, OK. Not quite sure what this is all about. A ninja walks into a bedroom, brutally slays two teenagers then starts getting his groove on with a couple of his ninja bros. It must make sense to somebody?

It ain't a houseboat party on the lake until someone ends up unconscious in the middle of the day.

Look what happens when you mix Eminem with Gordon Ramsay... throw in a bit of Vanilla Ice as well !

Now here's something you don't see every day, in fact, hardly ever! But that doesn't make it any less impressive! I think that in European basketball, this shot actually counts for four points

If you want to hire someone you can run over, throw off a building and generally beat the living crap out of, you could do worse than calling this guy. Here's a preview of what you can do to him if you hire him.

4 wheels good, 2 wheels VERY bad indeed! Another motorcycle showoff graciously tests the strength of some metal barriers with the front of his bike. What a waste of a fine machine!

Sounds like a pretty impressive feat, right? like one that could all too easily end in disaster for everyone in a 5 meter radius of the attemps? Yep, that's what I thought too. Wait for it, wait for it...