Parrot Does Matthew McConaughey Impression

Einstein the highly talkative African grey parrot does a perfect impersonation of Matthew McConaughey's signature "alright, alright, alright" catchphrase. Maybe he could star in the next series of True Detective?

After all the effort they put into creating this amazing sled, it looks like they may have to get a car to tow them to get some real speed going, just like the non-rocket scientists on the interwebs!

It's been suggested that this video might not be 100% genuine. I really hope that isn't the case. It would be so awesome if these were genuine outtakes. Especially the section near the end where Bane starts rapping...

To be or not to be - that is the question. In a world where excess is the norm, one thing's for sure though, none of this lot are ever going to make it as The Next Top Model ! One too many for model behaviour ?!

The masters of Combat Ki feel no pain.. even in the groin. WTF

Sometimes getting an aircraft off the ground is a little more difficult than you think - Dude, you've gotta make it to the second lesson before you make the video to show off to your friends and family.

We all like adding fuel to the Internet Hate Machine, it helps us feel better about our pathetic shitty lives you bunch of sperm-munching, basement-dwelling moon-faced rat vaginas.

You see something new every day (in fact, on the internet, you see something new every 5 minutes). I really believe he can fly, but he probably won't be able to stay dry. Or sober.

He actually did it, but I don't think he was expecting what came next.. LOL

Ok, first things first. What the HELL is an animal like that doing in a house and secondly, what the HELL is that dumb guy doing offering it his head as an object for a near-certain attack!?

Two lucky people in this crash: neither the driver nor the camera man were hurt. If you listen closely, you can hear them both say 'sacre bleu' right as the car crunches into the tree.