Binge Catwalk

To be or not to be - that is the question. In a world where excess is the norm, one thing's for sure though, none of this lot are ever going to make it as The Next Top Model ! One too many for model behaviour ?!

After brief stints in craft services on Flava of Love and Rock of Love, this was the next logical career move for him.

Sorry Rebecca, i know it’s your new single, but it’s this old dude’s moment, not yours. Grandpa so eloquently puts what so many of us have struggled to articulate. He should become a music critic.

One dude's well-orchestrated marriage proposal goes down in flames. Protip: The food court is apparently a great place to take your girl on your first anniversary.

Those Brits take their tea seriously. So seriously in fact that if you dare to make it incorrectly you are in danger of getting shot. Well, maybe not, but they will be bloody cross with you.

Dear Oracle: today I learned that the best friends are the ones who drop by when you least expect it, and save you from a head-on semi truck collision. Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that Rainbow Dash is The One...

The dog knew how to work the rope swing better than the kid. This is what happens when you pay for the dog to go to school but send your kid to public school.

Relatively little is known about hedgehogs. We know that if they're blue they can run really fast and have crappy cartoons made about them, but other than that, science is failing us. Thanks to ZeFrank for these facts.

Heads will roll in the marketing department for this scooter which is called the Y Fliker but in the commercial it sounds like they're saying "wife licker"—won't somebody, please, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

Meeting members of the opposite sex shouldn't be as difficult as this, that is if you still want them to be alive when you introduce yourself. Next time be a man and just buy her a drink like the rest of us.

Sometimes animals do things that humand find.....Dumb. I have no idea why the dog did what he did, but I think you can tell he feels pretty stupid afterwards. Or he is on a higher plane of intelligence?