Order Out Of Chaos

Here's a simple test, but don't take it unless you are comfortable with the outcome...If this artwork makes you feel calm, you should get tested for OCD. If you feel no difference you are a slob like the rest of us.

Sometimes your brain gets very conflicting information from 'other' parts of it's body and the result is that you are not entirely sure what you are looking at. Even a 2nd glance is confusing when it comes to girls.

Seriously, if you're at a loss for something to stick in the DVD player to entertain those kids you're babysitting, this looks like a solid bet...

He's a shoe in for the role of shampoo spokesperson. All you have to do is glance at his long flowing locks and before you know it you're at the store screaming "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!" at the check out girl.

Listen very carefully to the old Chinese Sage's pearls of total wisdom! "Man who run behind bus get exhausted, man who run in front of bus get tired."

You know this fails on SO many levels, i mean everyone knows that when you take drugs you talk the same old sh#t and woe betide anyone who tries to introduce new sh#t into the mix. No wonder her friends are blanking her!

Cute little guy needs something cool and refreshing to wash down the tacos he was nom nom nomming.

Well you have now. And your life is very near complete, all you need to do to make it full is meet this dog. Then you can truly say you've lived, you've lived a fulfilling life of richness and meaning.

Keanu Reeves in Bill and Ted was a bodacious music-loving party dude. And now the future he waited so long for is here, what slamming tunes are there for him to party hard too? Oh crap, Rebecca Black. What happened?

Be. Afraid. If you thought Hitchcock's movie The Birds was scay (you wimp), then imagine if they'd had arms, big, bulky, muscular arms that they could slap you across the forehead with. Terrifying stuff.

Some kids will go to any lengths to get their parent's attention, sometimes it goes waay too far - "Will you give me attention now? What about now, am I interesting yet?"