Oh Crap :(

If you dive into the murky depth of the ocean in search of thrills and adventure you might just find it! Problem is it might be waay bigger than you and in the mood for a tasty human snack.

Oh man, this is one of those stories that really tugs at the wrist, you know? You really feel sorry for this poor guy, even though he's purple and his friends are coloured green and a sort of pale pink. Oh cruel earth!

After reading the strap line for this product how the hell could you ever consider putting these in your mouth without the brand name fixated in your head....But then again?

If the Wold Wildlife Fund adopet this as their official logo I might think about donating. As it is they're just the guys that forced Vince McMahon to use an acronym that sounds like an STD. Douchebags.

They begin to learn at such a young age..

You know, being Spiderman aint easy. Poor Peter Parker, he's always getting the proverbial s#it ripped out of him by J. Jonah Jameson. Constantly mocking his dead uncle and then laughing in his weeping face. It's a cruel world.

Can it be, has the les-boy-ian decided to use his fame and charm to get his fans to bare their assets. Surely not? Either way, his clever method seems to be working great!

The annoying as hell little helper has broken out of his computer bounds and is spreading his helpfulness in the real world!

A REAL perfect girlfriend will never know she holds that title, she will sit with you patiently while you play WOW & not make a fuss when you go out drinking with your buddies. Yep, i must be dreaming again :(

It's a pretty convincing argument. And hey, if you're not conviced, try this one on for size: The sun goes up sun goes down. Tide comes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication.

Want to get back at a flatmate for stealing last night's dinner and never obeying the cleaning rota? Here's how. With this little trick you can pee on their floor through a locked door and leave them baffled!