Bieber On ChatRoulette!?

Can it be, has the les-boy-ian decided to use his fame and charm to get his fans to bare their assets. Surely not? Either way, his clever method seems to be working great!

When you grow up it's an often lamented fact that your imagination dwindles, what was once fertile and fun is now jaded and cynical. The solution? Take psychedelic drugs the moment you wake up.

There's nothing like pitting two continents against each other in the most flimsy way possible to stoke up some much needed hatred. Looks like Europe's winning this battle anyway. Haters gonna hate!

In days of old in times of war, it was an important thing to keep morale as high as possible, absolutely any way you can. It usually involved a group song or prayer. How times have changed.

If you've ever had support for PETA then you won't after reading this damning indictment of them. They sound like a bunch of psychotic terrorists who don't so much value the lives of animals as are completely insane.

Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. Behold the fabled Bred Helmet. "I am wearing a helmet made of bread. Your argument is invalid." Gimli the dwarf meets Subway.

Hanging out with the cool kids. It's something that everyone wishes they could do but statistically very few will ever achieve. You'll probably end up hanging out with a bunch of flid-handed weirdos.

Poor Miley, she's been getting a lot of bad press of late. Better a wild child than a boring prude I say. I wanna see her drunk and enjoying herself.

Those goddamn body scanners, huh? Exposing all our flabby, transfat-ridden bodies. Must be a helluva job. Well here's a way to wind them up while sticking up for your rights: 4th amendment underwear. Take that Mr Security Man!

Could this be a strange mystery of nature or just a bunch of flying rats crapping on the great math of our time? Either way i think someone just found the subject of Dan Brown's next book!

Ah.. a nice warm spot to breast - I mean rest..-LOL