Numbnut

Poor kid doesn't know what to do! Those damn homonyms..LOL

Fed up with your buddies opening a brew with their teeth, armpits, butt-holes? Fear not because now you can walk like a man, a very macho man and out-do them. Now i ask you, is there anything more manly?

He's kinda like the highlander. Only another two-tailed fox can kill him and I don't know about you but I don't see any two tailed foxes around here. Maybe he should buy a big book of sudoku or something?

Losing your dignity on the internet, because of a freaky-looking woman on your computer screen is the height of lamewad chic. This guy should be proud of himself, because there's just no better way to go.

There's nothing funnier than illiterate intenet postings, except those same poorly typed prose being read by a classically trained Shakespearean actor, purposefully enunciating all the typos perfectly.

If you've seen Dan Balan's music video for Chica Boom, you were probably just as conflicted as the rest of us. It has lovely ladies but also a blown out hair sporting douchebag. This version just has the former. Thanks, internet!

We all remember that scene from the movie Big where Tom Hanks plays chopsticks on a giant piano. Well, here he re-enacts that classic moment with a little help from actress Sandra Bullock.

I would normally just mock this for erroneously calling itself Parkour (backflipping off a wall and then running back the way you came isn't parkour) but he's dressed pretty badass so I'm going to allow this...

Can’t get enough wizard-on-wizard action? Sounds like you’ll be wanting the new Harry Potter boxed set. It comes with all eight films and the Mischief Managed retrospective. The magic lives on! YOU’RE A WIZARD, HARRY!

Sometimes it hurts to be an idiot. Especially when you're bouncing your motorbike of a car for your friends' amusement.

So the unofficial mascot of heinous perversion has finally hit the mainstream and people are taking it VERY seriously. Perhaps a little too seriously. I think these people should get out a bit more...