ULTIMATE Bottle Opener

Fed up with your buddies opening a brew with their teeth, armpits, butt-holes? Fear not because now you can walk like a man, a very macho man and out-do them. Now i ask you, is there anything more manly?

This is a hilarious prank to pull, but only if you’re not a passenger in the plane, otherwise it’s the worst prank ever. Because the last thing you want to see as you’re flying through the air is the pilot pass out at the controls.

Like a puppy tripping up in front of you, it’s nature’s visual Prozac. Try as you might, you simply cannnot help but be tickled by the sight of dozens of babies pulling the ’sour lemon face’.

Possessed pets are really popular these days. The power of catnip compels you! The power of catnip compels you!

Always secretly wanted a light gun you could use to permanently blind friends and pets from over a kilometer away? I know! Me too! Well, it looks like it's finally been made. This little badboy is right at the top of my xmas list.

If you thought the swordplay (or lightsaberplay) from Star Wars Episode 1 was pretty good, time to think again. Even with all his posturing and double bladed lightsaber, Darth Maul is a totaly pansy.

A police officer gets frustrated with a chick driving too slow in the fast lane and does something that ALL drivers wish they could do, without pulling her over or running her off the road. GENIUS!

Where are the life guards that look like this at the local beach. I want to be saved by Pam Anderson running majestically along the beach in slow-mo. Or Roxi here. Is that asking too much?

A hole in one is a pretty impressive achievement as it is. This dude manages it after skipping the ball all the way across a pond. You can tell how much of a badass he is by the crowd reaction.

Is the camel ticklish, or is he telling you that's a bad touch? Maybe you should slow down and not count on a camel ride, tonight.

Leaping gracefully from a jetty onto your neon blue lit yacht would look pretty sweet. Unfortunately for this guy, that's not what's about to happen. He's about to attempt it, but it won't be graceful...