Nothing Can Break This Shaolin Kungfu Master

This is one tough cookie—an iron bar, steel spears and even an electric drill couldn't break through the skin of Zhao Rui, a 24-years-old Shaolin monk badass. What the heck is he made of, titanium?

A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business. If he did have the balls to attempt a bank heist, he doesn't anymore - OUCH!

All it takes is a little dramatic music and a slinky tumbling perpetually down an inclined treadmill becomes an epic struggle of the plucky gravity obeying piece of coiled metal. YOU GO, SLINKY! WOO!

Foreign swearwords might be fun and cool, but they're a blight on the Great British landscape. We've got plenty of awesome swearwords of our own and they're way more spiffing than those American ones.

Crashing your new scooter is a bad move. Everyone knows scooters lose at least 20-30% of their value as soon as they're towed off the lot, but i think in this case it could be quite a bit more. FAIL!

This is a song for all the family, you can sing along around the dinner table - This woman is singing for the femmes, she doesn't care that her front bum echoes or that you could park a truck in there. Go girl!

This is breaking news. Toddler-faced teen goon Bieber is actually a nasty predatory pedo who disguises himself as a pre-adolescent sexless emo just to attract teenage girls. Shocking .....And true!?

If the planet is in peril and human-kind is contributing to it's demise then there is only one person who can save us all. Captain Planet will save us, but it had better be something serious.

I imagine this is exactly what the Super Best Friends would have been like in their twilight years. Mind you, If I was Batman I would have ditched Robin a long, long time ago. That dude is so goddamn lame.

If they were giving out awards for idiocy then this guy would definitely get one, because what might have seemed like a hilarious idea at the time looks like the worst idea possible when the whole restaurant's laughing at you.

This is Zoe, a guitarist in that band, playing Sweet Child of Mine back when she was only six years old. Something tells me good things are going to happen to this kid.