Captain Planet FTW!

If the planet is in peril and human-kind is contributing to it's demise then there is only one person who can save us all. Captain Planet will save us, but it had better be something serious.

It's hard to tell what exactly they're advertising here, but who cares? They've rounded up a group of hot girls, dressed them all in bikinis and got them paddling around amsterdam's historic canals. All advertising should be like this.

Time was, maybe way back before the Industrial Revolution, when being a climate scientist was nothing to shout about, no one even knew about the ozone layer. And now look at them, they have their own rap song.

Once you commit to venturing into a creepy wood-paneled basement like this one, a guy doing a somersault onto his friend's chest full of mouse traps is probably the most normal thing you'll see.

It's not that he's especially partial to the gays, but he's definitely partial to their money, so he'll say whatever it takes to secure their continued business, even if it means male tables dancers. Wow.

It's getting difficult to stay ahead of the game nowadays, but stay with it! Thanks to a prank double-cross, an attempted headshot is converted to a nutshot. OUCH!

Everyone's seen the pyramids and the great wall of China. They're totes mainstream. How about some awe inspiring wonders you can behold while maintaining your hipster credentials? You're welcome.

An animated short about four robots sitting down to dinner before having a musical dispute, presumably about their meal of red hot nuts and bolts. Kinda weird, but pretty cool nonetheless.

MR. T! HE LIKES TO SHOUT! AND HE’S HERE TO TEACH YOU KIDS ABOUT RESPECT!--RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER’S HAIR AND EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES, AND STUFF LIKE THAT!

A motorcycle & a mini-truck are driving down a street when the mini-truck crashes to avoid the bike attempting a stoppie. Who's at fault? Answer: India, for pretending mini trucks are an acceptable mode of transportation.

Take Pee-Wee Herman, take Andy Samberg from The Lonely Island, make them drinking buddies in a Saturday Night Live sketch, and you have something so full of win the rest of the year's going to have trouble keeping up with it.