The Colonel

It's not that he's especially partial to the gays, but he's definitely partial to their money, so he'll say whatever it takes to secure their continued business, even if it means male tables dancers. Wow.

Machines that solve Rubik's Cubes are not new, but this one is probably the fastest so far and it's made completely from Lego and controlled by a smartphone. How much more awesome do you need?

It's the simple things that cause the most fun, and you get to eat the focus of attention afterwards. WIN! - The only way that this could have gone any better was if the prankster had said, 'At least you don't have crabs!'

Munchkin the shih tzu's famous teddy bear costume recently earned her an appearance on Good Morning America in New York City. Before going on the show, Munchkin got a chance to check out some of the city's best tourist attractions, including Times Square

You can only imagine who she's entertained in her bedroom with that pole, that's what I imagine anyway. I can while away hours, even days, at a time pondering such things. It keeps me entertained :)

Camels are usually pretty lame, prone to spitting, smelly and generally bad tempered. Unless of course the camel in question is doing a seriously awesome Peter Griffin impression, in which case it's the coolest animal ever.

If at first your tractor doesn't succeed, try again and fail some more until you get something fail-worthy to post on the internet and amuse us all - OUCH!

Looks like XZibit has pimped your breakfast. Yo dawg, I heard you like eggs so I put and egg in your egg so you can raise your cholesterol while you raise your cholesterol. Double the flavour, yo.

These kids are fierce musicians, you have three brothers, all epic in their own way, Jonny Mizzone age 9 on banjo, Robbie Mizzone age 12 on fiddle, and Tommy Mizzone age 14 on guitar. Prepare to feel worthless.

Carl's obviously been at the peyote again, because he's making about as much sense as a Wookie on Endor. He's making less sense than that whole Justin Bieber Paternity test. Sounds delicious though...

This might be your only chance to see fifty pairs of sensuous lips, belonging to gorgeous models, talk directly at you. Sure, there might be the little inconvenience of a computer screen between you and them.