Non-Alcoholic Beer Goggles

So, the tagline from this sprite commercial translates to "Things may appear different up close". No idea what it has to do with sprite, but thanks for the night terrors, guys. You'll be receiving my psychiatrist bills shortly.

There's drinking, drinking to excess....and then there's this - WTF!?! Someone needs to do some serious research into canine behaviour and work out if this mutt is just plain dumb or a total genius, he's totally self-sufficient.

It's often said that you never forget the first time, that unforgettable buzz, the pulsing electric feel...

Looking like it's definitely a contender for this year's Darwin Awards is this little gem showing you what is probably the worst way to tee off. Ever. Why (or how) his buddy did this is no one's idea. That had to hurt like HELL!

Choreographed dances to pop music at weddings is fast becoming a tradition of it's own and it Napoleon Dynamite himself was to wed I reckon this is probably a good approximation of what it might look like...

Sometimes the most simple fails are the best - This guy goes old skool in the ever popular pool jump - Luckily, you don't need teeth to tread water.

Russian singer Philipp Kirkorov smacks a woman in the face after receiving flowers from several other women in the audience. She must not have read the fine print on the ticket: Gifts or KTFO.

My favorite is the one were they go to the chili festival and homer pours wax on his tongue and eats the hottest chills known to man but then loses his marbles priceless.

A compilation of the best moments of pain caught on camera.. LOL

If the planet is in peril and human-kind is contributing to it's demise then there is only one person who can save us all. Captain Planet will save us, but it had better be something serious.

This camel ends up taking a seat at this church's Christmas play. Disclaimer: No wise men were harmed in the production of this church's Christmas play, nor were any involved in the planning.