No Dogs Allowed!

Damn, it's a pain being told where you can and can't be...Oh wait, I'm sorry, I thought that said "No" Dogs Allowed. I was mistaken. It's cool.

We've waited such a long time for this video game to hit the stores and now it's finally out it looks SO lifelike it's actually real...Now all we need to do is invade someone?

I watched all of her shows. I really liked the one where Tom cruise went crazy. I will miss her lots, but I don't know about her music, I never heard her singing...

Sometimes the worst possible things are said as a joke! Could this guy be any more offensive and hilarious at the same time? How could he even post that comment on Facebook? He must've been pretty high himself to even think it.

Now you can play with boobs while you play your favorite console game! They are not cheep but certainly worth the price!

But pussy pirates? That's just bloody disgusting! See, this is why ninjas are so much cooler than pirates!

Even Gandalf thinks that SOPA/PIPA is completely retarded and he's going to stand there with his magic stick and shout at it until it goes away. Good on ya, beardy. You tell 'em.

If you ever thought that the food at the Golden Arches tasted like sh#t then you are probably right. Looks like they are using prime ingredients. One look at this sign and you will never eat there again!

He fits!... barely

Want a girlfriend? Follow this chart boys and it's the only pie you'll be getting, apart from mom's apple variety.

Might look a bit weird to western eyes but this is a typical scene in Japan. Spreading icing on to you forehead and posing with a mouthful of raw octopus is just how they say 'Hello' over there. It's all in the guidebook...