Natalia Velez

I hadn't heard of this chick until i saw this gallery, but she's definitely worth knowing. She's a bootylicious Colombian model with curves in all the right places and just few enough clothes to keep your attention.

I'm guessing that if you're a busy hard-working journalist with deadlines to meet then sometimes you just don't notice the perverted prose you are inadvertently writing, or then again, maybe you do!?

More exciting than watching your first child being born whilst walking on the moon on an IV drip of cocaine, or winning the superbowl & then discovering you have superpowers. Too bad you won't remember it in the morning.

America's favourite couch-potato pastime comes bundled in with the other best distractions known to man. How and why football is related to women taking the gaze of every red blooded man away from the game is beyond me.

Lets face it, they chew your furniture & shoes, attract dirt like they are magnetized, eat anything and throw up what doesn't seem to get digested and hump the leg of the person who will be the most offended. But. We love them more than words can say.

I once had a position in a lettuce factory and it was my job to peel off the outer leaves and cut it down the middle, then pass it on. I lasted a day. And it wasn't like I was sucking the cr*p out of festival toilets either. Crap jobs, eh?

You know you have achieved advertising in it's purest form when copy is no longer necessary to promote the brand product that you are working on. There are some epic campaigns that words cannot describe.

Girls making out with other girls is a beautiful thing to behold. Especially if they're cute. The only thing that makes it better is someone standing behind them and pulling a face. Luckily this scenario is played out regularly in bars all over the world.

Some of the best gags from the Simpsons are the subtle ones, the ones that you probably didn't even notice the first time you watched the episode. Here's a selection of some of the most amusing Sign gags. Enjoy.

A drink or two is very social, a nice thing to do amongst friends at a pre-arranged occasion, nothing wrong with that at all. If you go past that into double figures then things all start to deteriorate at an alarming rate.

Somehow i reckon that some of these things will never turn up again, because they only really existed in the despairing victim's imagination. And the only reward they seem to be offering is that these bring a smile to your cynical face!