Mystery Books

Oh very funny mister book shop owner. You probably think you're pretty damn clever right about now. And you are. Have a cookie and enjoy your win!

Sure, if you live in a fictional movie land of faries and happy endings then Valentines day was just the best thing ever! However, if you live in the real world it's slightly different :(

Because it's only ever one, never both. One of them will go weird, lose all bass notes & shed it's rubber sheath on a regular basis while the other one will be found, fully functional by archaeologists in the year 4117.

That bench should REALLY be leanin' and rockin' wit it.

Freaks who love Star Wars have faces that look like Yoda’s nutsack. You won’t get them doing exercise, but if somehow you tied it into their favourite film series Comment on "Star Wars Yoga Ftw!" and find related

When you head for a bite to eat, you don't expect to be confronted with questions regarding the length of your manhood. But that's what the world's come to these days. So what is it: 6 or 9 inches?

Some would say a deformity.. Others would say a blessing.

Don't think we need to be told this in giant poster form, but sometimes it's good to be reminded just in case you forget. In these stressful times we live in maybe sometimes a nation needs to know!

It was only a matter of time for internet geekery to enter the poetic realm. This tech awesomeness just made my day!

Well this is pleasant, a nice happy group shot but... ewwww. It might take you a while to spot exactly what the photobomb is in this photo, but when you do, you'll be sick. There's a hint for you in that sentence. Good luck.

OMG-omg-omg! How the hell do these things grow so frikking big and how far do i live from the nearest one? Something tells me that being afraid of a tiny cockroach is not a good thing. Sh#t just got real.