Music Television?

Ever wondered why MTV don't really show music videos anymore? Well, there is an answer. A kinda long one, but you probably aren't going to like it. Mainly because the guy explaining it hates you. A lot.

Adam Buxton brings us a kids counting song that not only teaches them basic numeracy but also the harsh realities of modern life. If you want your kids jaded and miserable, then play them this song!

If ever you needed evidence that there is no greater hive of scum and villainy than the YouTubes, I give you exhibit A: The YT Micro-celeb crossover. Sure, you recognise them but is that any excuse for this nonsense?

After watching this russian pop singer go on a kids' show in an outfit that only those kids' dads would love!!

Holy crap! All this time and you've been eating Chinese take away out of a box when you could've been eating it out of a makeshift plate! What kind of a world! But thankfully, this video is here to save you from your idiocy.

The Halo prequel that everyone has been waiting for is being released in a matter of days. If you weren't already waiting with baited breath for launch day then you will be after watching this - WOW!

Because even LEGO gets it wrong sometimes... so here's some "outtakes" from the film featuring Lego Batman flying into the centre of the sun and messing up his lines and Morgan Freeman's God taking a tumble mid-sentence.

Okay so he's not THAT Mr Miyagi, but he's still pretty damn awesome. He's very skilled, has incredible balance and skates in a unique way to boot. Not that fast, but technical and picks awkward spots to skate.

Pity this poor dog owner, he comes home to find that his dog has pooped and instead of cleaning it up his roomba has spread it all across his living room, stinking the place up and leaving him with a nasty mess.

Some stuff from across the pond goes down well, but sometimes there is a language barrier. This is probably one of those times. It's wacky, off-the-wall, but is it really funny? Yes. Yes it is.

This has to be the best name for a horse EVER. Period. Not open for discussion. I'd follow this sport a LOT more if this nags performance meant it won every race - AWESOME!