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Holy crap! All this time and you've been eating Chinese take away out of a box when you could've been eating it out of a makeshift plate! What kind of a world! But thankfully, this video is here to save you from your idiocy.

If you don't know what Fus Ro Dah is, then you probably need to play more Skyrim. This guy manages to harnes the power of those words and use them to avoid taking any arrows to the knees. Mad skillz.

WTF is this object that washed up on a beach in Japan? For the record, the Japanese government has yet to confirm or deny that this is a Godzilla egg.

Maverick can't touch this guy. The pilot flies at just under Mach speed 12 feet off the ground directly above his buddies head. Somehow i am glad to be viewing this and not participating in the event - OMG!

Before he punched Snooki on Jersey Shore, Brad Ferro got his clock cleaned in an amateur cage match. He got 'snookied' before the term was invented.

What can you say about something like this, other than: AWESOME!!! Yeah it uses a felt tip pen, but it's cheaper than cartridges and look how mesmerizing it is. Plus it's got little LEGO men - KEWL!

Imagine one of the cool, flipping crashes you created with your Hot Wheels cars in your childhood happened in real life. It's kind of like that.

And this is why you shouldn't stand too close to the track during a drift competition, because if you do you may end up getting hurt—although, it was the last clap that created this incident. Never clap more than once.

These guys place three pounds of pentolite in a bunker and capture the explosion with an ultra high fps camera.

These tourists tease Alligators into the air. Getting a ticket for this swamp ride is like buying a lottery ticket because seeing an Alligator actually bite someone rarely happens, but when it does everyone wins!

Sometimes radical measures are required to win the World Cup - Alas, that, ladies and gentlemen, was the only goal Germany scored that day.