Mommy is the Giver of Cookies!

Of course this kid loves his mommy... But only if she has cookies for him - Someone call child services, quick! This kid is seriously working on a low wage income - WTF ?!

Nicolas Cage has got to a point where he doesn't give a fuck any more. He doesn’t care if the movie’s good or bad, he just cares about coating his 13,000 sq ft mansion in gold. He’ll consider ANYTHING!

If you’re thinking of opening a restaurant, then look no further than this for your head chef. She’ll look good in an apron and she certainly knows her way around a knife.....BUT!?

The angler fish is a strange beast. Not only is it so ugly it'll make your eyes bleed, but it also has one of the most peculiar mating rituals in the whole animal kingdom. Seriously. It involves faces melting and a female with gonads.

Not content with the difficulty of a regular slalom on skis, this dude kicks one off and goes solo. He makes it an astonishing way down the mountain before he bails. I was kinda hoping he'd do a backflip though...

I haven't watched Sailor Moon for years, but I'm pretty sure that it wasn't 30 minutes of dry humping. WTF!?!

The second of BirGirPall's commemorative video, this being the one that features the voice talent of the man himself and his friends as they teamkill, troll and confuse other players in Battlefield 3.

Getting a tattoo when you're drunk is a really bad idea, but I think even in my drunkest of states I wouldn't be able to come up with tattoos as bad as these. However, i'm so glad these idiiots don't think like me. LOL

Having problems scoring with that cute chick? Here's a way not to have to lie your way into a girl's panties!!!

Zombies, whatever! Nicole is bitten by her zombie boyfriend… Or is she? We follow as she descends into a waking nightmare that will end her life as she knows it. Has she imagined the whole thing?

This is quite clearly the most fun you can have on a big wheel. God knows how they managed to pull off powerslides and spins like this seemingly without a single catastrophic fail, but it sure looks fun!