Meteor Explodes Above South Africa

A meteor turns green and fiery in the atmosphere as it's caught on a surveillance camera above a busy freeway. Run for the hills because you've seen too many sci-fi movies to know it's a UFO in disguise.

Not just any pencil sharpener. This one is fast as feck and creates a graphite spike so sharp that, on your journey, should you encounter God, (and poke him with your pencil) God will be cut. If it was a bit smaller I'd totally buy one.

In Colorado, water lights on fire. Also, sugar is salty, up is down, and Republicans vote Obama.

It sounds crazy but reports indicate that a Big Mac, fried, nuggets and coke taste better after 10 or so minutes in a rice cooker. Well, it couldn't make them taste any worse eh? Thanks again, Japan!

If he was really good, he could sharpen the pencil a little more each time.. COOL

A surprisingly catchy piece of remixery entitled "1 Kilometer Zürich Hardbrücke". using fast-forwarded footage of traffic lights and timing his beats to the movements of the cars it's inventive AND awesome.

Welcome to the future of the internet. Social networking sites will follow your entire life. Documenting every little thing you ever do. No need to speak to people in person any more, just live your life totally through facebook!

Knock knock jokes aren't usually very funny. This one is no different. Until the nerd on the right starts to adlib about hotdogs, it's about as funny as cancer. Still, however funny he is, he's not gonna get the girl...

If you thought that Farming Simulator was badass, you aint seen nothing yet. While combine harvesters and other farming machinery might be gangster, it ain't got nothing on a street cleaning machine. F'real.

Animation showing how 13 animals raced against one another to get a place in the Zodiac Calendar.

It's beautiful, half-naked models bouncing around on a roller coaster. Why are you even reading this?