Maximum Performance, Maximum Babes!

Super powerful cars and super hot babes make for a good combo!!

Well, that was definitely not the best idea.. but still funny- LOL

People really are totally awesome. Not all people, obviously. That weird guy who sits next to you on the bus and trumps isn't awesome. Neither are Mormons. Some are awesome though, and these are they.

Will Smith's latest flick After Earth is so bad, seriously, it really is - it looks like they had trouble finishing this one. Can we please finally all agree to not let M. Night Shyamalan make any more movies??

Apparently, no one ever told this guy you're not supposed to cross the tracks when those red and white arms are down.. OMG

The News of the World hacking story has exploded like a giant pus throbbing with liquid revulsion. And now, the most popular newspaper in the solar system has chomped off its own rotten tail, like some ravenous toxic ouroboros.

Forget all that Neo & Matrix crap, if you really want someone to cum and save you then this is the lady who will do it - i'd love to plug into her :)

Fruit ninja. It's a fun touch screen game, but how would it translate to the real world? Hilariously. Yup, a weirdo with a sword decimating random fruits is pretty amusing to watch. I can't help thinking he should be wearing a helmet though...

Before you laugh, you should realize that this is much cheaper than the alternative: Hiring a homeless guy with a golden squeegee to ride on the hood and keep the rain off the windshield.

This is without doubt the coolest burrito in the entire universe, because it was made in space, and as we all know space is awesome. The only way it could be any cooler is if this dude was riding a unicorn.

Bad boys, bad boys: what you gonna do? What you gonna do when the Polish police come for you? Don't hide behind the door.