Lonely Onion Ring

If you've never felt the unbridled thrill of finding a delicious stray onion ring amongst your order of fries, you've been deprived of one of life's true joys. I weep for you.

Get ready for some total troll genius, a foolproof way to get a girl and live happily ever after - it's also 4chan advice that doesn't end in rape. I am impressed!

Trolling isn't just annoying, it's an art form, and in some ways pretty damn funny, unless it's happening to you. Here are some fine examples of things taken to the very excess....and beyond.

People ask why haven't primates evolved into humans if we evolved from them. Well, here's the proof that they have. This silver back looks remarkably human, he's even sitting down snacking on junk food.

If you've got someone who just won't leave you along, even though you said it was over months ago and they keep stalking you both on and offline, then this is a fail safe way to get them to leave you the hell alone.

He might like to nom on the rancid droppings of god knows how many animals, but when it comes to the amber nectar you have to admit he has got a point!

If there was a dance competition between north and south korea, who would you bet on to win? North might be more in sync, but I reckon south would have more flair.

Like me, are you prone to doing this all the time. Go into a room with the intent of doing something and forget what it was? Good thing it can't be that important or you would have remembered i guess?

It's been a while since we've seem or heard from Falkor the luckdragon. Well, he's back and it looks like the V-Tech just kicked in and this dog/dragon is loving it!

It's the little things that really matter, forget noming on a seal or dreaming about inviting a penguin over for dinner, what this bear really wants is his T-U-B-E!

I'm not sure where this is, but they definitely need to budget a little extra money to the police department for next year!