Polar Tube Bear Is Happy!

It's the little things that really matter, forget noming on a seal or dreaming about inviting a penguin over for dinner, what this bear really wants is his T-U-B-E!

Ain't this just the truth. Spy on your neighbour with a pair of binoculars and you're a perv, do it online on Facebook and, hey, why not? No one's gonna know, right?

Looks like Barbie has checked into a Hollywood plastic-plastic surgeon as some comparison shots from the 90's to present day show. Problem is she was pretty much all plastic to begin with!

We might be jumping to conclusions here about her origins, maybe she's a test pilot in a broom factory, or even an ex pupil from Hogwarts? Either witch way she needs to 'brush up' on her flying skillz.

We laugh because it's funny, we laugh because it's true. You can only imagine the number of greasy-haired pedervs that have to confront each other's sweat-beaded face when trying to entrap young kids. Maybe like 5 or so.

The really high guy meme is an internet classic. You know times are changing when people are seeing internet memes in inanimate objects rather than apparitions of our lord and savior. I think i prefer it this way though.

All those seemingly endless lives Mario has, just where do they come from? The truth is revealed in this comic and it's not pretty, not pretty at all. You'll never play Mario the same way again.

Proving that he is not all mad and definitely behaving like a boss, Gadaffi has an elite force of sexy female ninja bodyguards to protect him. At least he'll die with a smile on his face if he's killed!

You are never too young to battle the dark side, or have a drink - All it takes is years of training to master the effects of both!

As if the world wasn't terrifying enough, imagine if a giant robot controlled by the mind of a dog was a weapon the world had to contend with. Maybe it could've been tamed with a Tyrannosaurus's leg bone or something.

This applies to the olympic football, but also to football in general, especially if you're not really a fan. To some of us it's the most tedious game ever invented.