Ladies And Planes Are A Winning Combination

It's an odd combination but a strangely pleasing one. Attractive women in flight suits, attractive women in flight suits next to planes, women in cocktail dresses next to planes. ME GUSTA.

Get ready to slip into a cheeky London Cockney accent, "It's time to get into a f(l)ap over some birds covered in oil, and i don't mean the feathered kind! - Something tells me these chicks are waay beyond rescue me ole' mucker!"

There's nothing better than a party & plenty of beer to bring out the best in chicks, it's the perfect 'cock'tail - Personally i like to remain sober for as long as possible then help clear up the chick carnage that ensues.

Do you ever have one of those moments in life when things don't go quite to plan and out of nowhere a fairly safe and ordinary situation turns bad very quickly, leaving you in a world if FAIL. These are those moments.

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following chicks are bone-fide geeks, but we can assure you they are cuties using stripped-down computers, or is it the other way around?

I wish I knew what bait to use to catch gorgeous beauties like these! Like they say, it's not the how deep you fish, it's how well you wiggle your worm!

People in Phucket seem to take great delight in stabbing stuff through their cheeks. Apparently their pain brings good luck to those that they pass as they walk around town, showing off their piercings. Weird.

Not only are these off-putting but they a simply the most cringingly, hilrariously awful covers imaginable, and every single one of them is genuine. I don't know about you but I want a copy of that Tractor men one...

What the hell would we do on a Friday night if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without mammaries of mass distraction man would probably work towards world peace!?

A collection of girls doing weird things. Every single image will make you be all like "Wow, she's hawt, but why is she wearing a panda suit and trying to deep throat a stack of plastic cups" - Yup, the opposite sex are pretty weird.

These women ain't just "fit" they are "PWOPER FIT": you could play their stomachs like fleshy glockenspiels. They probably get up stoopid early, but SH*T, THEY HOT!