Kid Smashes His Nuts On Weird Piece Of Furniture

Kids, you just have to admire how they finf out about life, the HARD way! On the one hand, I'd like to say that this was idiotic. On the other hand, I have no idea what you're supposed to do with that piece of furniture, either!

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

It's no secret that sex sells and advertisers make full use of that partucular marketing tool at every turn. This however, is right over the top. I'll take 5 cases!

Dancer and robot impressionist Chadd Smith (aka MaddChadd) does a flawless impression of a robot eating a sandwich at Village Gourmet in Studio city, California. It's so convincing you wonder if he is actually a robot.

One of the few ways to be a loser and a winner at the same time. It's kinda like being a breakdancing bin man or a call center worker who speaks only in iambic pentameter. Sure, it's cool, but your job still sucks.

One minute it's not down, the next it's hit the deck. No surprises here, not if you read the title. Still, penguins are pretty funny to watch and combine that with a spell of amusing clumsiness and this could be the next big viral vid.

Whose line is rich in improvisational comedy gold, but some are better than others. This one totally ROCKS. This is the "You Asked For It!" Edition with all of the suggestions coming from members of the studio Audience.

Tokyo drift plus ice road truckers equals something close to this, which is a show I would totally watch and definitely NOT be involved in - OMG!

Yes, you could feel bad for this kid being pulled from the swing, but it's the swing that's developed a debilitating fear of kids. It may never swing again.

It's pretty damn hilarious to watch these three grubby old ladies watching a celebrity getting pounded 'Greek style' but it does kinda make you worry that your own grandparents might be just as filthy as these...

How to score with chicks on the internet.. as told by a hot chick on the internet. - LOL