Keyboard Cat - The Toy!

If your first thought wasn't "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY" then you and I have nothing in common. Thank whatever fictional god(s) you believe exists, because they have answered all our prayers.

Roses are red, violets are blue...if I were the hot babe walking into this bedroom, I'd be surprised too!

Ever wondered why it was so hard to win a Tanooki suit from one of the Toad houses in Super Mario Brother 3? Yep, Toad was running a scam. Every single chest had a lousy mushroom in it. There WAS no Tanooki suit.

What do you get if you mix parkour skills, circus skills and a fat dude sitting on the toilet? Awesomeness, that's what. Although it sounds like the perfect recipe for failure the whole really is greater than the sum of it's parts.

How many sleepless nights have you spent pondering the future of TV's greatest product? Well now you can finally rest easy as you find out where this incredible genre is heading (clue: it involves killer dolphins).

This chick should stick to the books because her balance is clearly not up to much. Luckily for us she is trying to twerk it on a small bridge and total fails.

Wanna get your drink on while you get your game on? No need for an XZibit living room makeover here, just grab a beer and a shot, have your mates do likewise and follow the instructions in this video!

You may strain your neck while watching this, but that's nothing compared with the ratio of mindfuck your head will get. The only downside to the whole thing is that it's set to a song by Usher.

How hard can it be to grab hold of the end of a piece of rope that's tied to a tree & swing down a slight incline. Too hard for this poor girl - Cue the inevitable rewinds in slow-mo & make with the lolz. Pain-tastic!

No wonder he was in such a hurry to make it through the turnstile. His trip started a little earlier than he'd expected.

A soccer player takes a shot off camera and nails this chick in the side of the head with the ball.