Kelly Brook's Hawt Bikini!

This Brittish hottie's smoking body certainly knows how to perfectly fill out a bikini. I'd be her cabana boy any day!

Imagine life as just one big ocean, filled with cuties. All you have to do is dip in your rod and before long you'll get a nibble. Now if only things were as easy as that there would be no more wars and total world peace. Nice thought.

You find the perfect girl and you feel as if your future is set for life, you gaze at her across the room and wouldn't change a thing about her......*wait! It's then you notice she has extremely hairy arms and your dream is shattered.

These examples of vertical gardening give a whole new meaning to the term 'up hill gardener'. It totally sounds like some kind of lewd euphemism, but these pics are exactly what you'd expect.

What the hell would we do on a Friday night if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without mammaries of mass distraction man would probably work towards world peace!?

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following chicks are bone-fide geeks, but we can assure you they are cuties using stripped-down computers, or is it the other way around?

Another batch of photos snapped at precisely the right moment for hilarity to ensue. From a Christ-like stunt plane to the worlds most unconventional basketball tackle, these are all instant classics.

What the hell would we do at Christmas if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without mammaries of mass distraction man would probably have time to invent clean energy or annihilate each other, just for kicks!

When the weekend lands there's usually only ever one thing on your mind. Well, maybe two, but they're interlinked. Drinking! Kicking back and chilaxing with a drink or turning it into a competitive activity.

There's nothing hotter than sexy chicks straddling big powerful machines! These girls could ride on the back of my bike any day!

I wish I knew what bait to use to catch gorgeous beauties like these! Like they say, it's not the how deep you fish, it's how well you wiggle your worm!