John Is Expanding

I'm not sure if this is an actual weather report that made it to the airwaves or just an awesome spoof that was recorded for the amusement of the staff, but it's brilliant. Sir, I salute you, and your growing john.

He’s taken his sweet time but Sacha Baron Cohen has finally come up with a new character, and it’s climate sceptic Lord Christopher Monckton. Hooray! Or is it? All is not quite what it seems?

CineFix presents Godzilla retold via old-school 8-bit - and a little 16 bit ;) - game tech. No quarters or controllers required! All the monsters of last summer’s blockbuster… none of the fancy CGI!

It's not often you will find a rapper who is this forthcoming with his nerdyness. What next, Dan? Dan bull is back to profess his love for the blocky build-em-up in the form of a catchy rap.

Foil on a kitchen counter. Who would have thought that it could be this goddamn hilarious? Not me. If you've got a cat you don't want jumping on your counter tops, try this. Remember to video it though!

Adult Swim's Robot Chicken imagine a world where regular storm troopers are allowed to ride speeder bikes. Hilarity ensues. If you hate Ewoks as much as everybody else does then you'll probably enjoy this.

Talk about using up all of your 9 lives in one go - This curious cat is braver than most people. When he saw an alligator, he didn't back down, and came out on top! I wouldn't want to piss this pussy off!

Driving down the road on a Skyjack drinking beer is one of the great freedoms of life on earth. Well, you'd think it was but the police think otherwise. Goddamn them and their crazy "rules"

Technically he's snowboarding rather than surfing but he's wearing an L.E.D jumpsuit, he's doing it in the dark and it looks totally freaking awesome so who cares? Must be scary as hell boarding with such low visibility...

Sweet Victoria has better curves than any woman on the Internet! Her ample chest cushions have been mesmerizing men for years.

So you think you know stuff about stuff, eh? Here are ten things most people assume to be true that are complete fabrications. Share this with your friends to find out how many they believed were true.