Jetman versus Jetteam

Jetman truly is a king amongst men. Flying in formation at full throttle together with two jets from the Breitling Jet Team... at their minimum speed. This guy needs his own Captain Planet-style children's cartoon.

We all love Edgar Wright, right? He’s the guy who directed Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead. And when he was younger at art college he was editing together movie montages using his teeth and some sticky tape.

The stakes are high with this fight. The loser gets a free meal and has to keep it down.

In case women can't find a willing man to do this for them, which I'm finding very unlikely considering how desperate the male population of earth is for a bit of action, then you can always buy this electronic device.

We all remember that interview where the crazy warlock ranted about his tiger blood and 7G rocks? Well, here’s the unedited version of it and Charlie is *ding* off the *ding* chain *ding*.

When you’ve surfed pretty much every surface on this giant surfboard of a planet — sea, sand, grass, snow, concrete — where do you go next? Well, you surf chain of course, which is fine, and not dangerous in the slightest?

It might look like a crow or a blackbird or something but this is actually a rare avian variety known as the Dankhawk. They are inexplicably drawn to reefer and can often be found in front of the TV with empty cheeto packets and orangey wingtips.

Brace yourself, what is without doubt the best scene in the whole Back To The Future series is about to get the dubstep treatment. If you are of a nervoue disposition or just hate dubstep, look away now!

Sometimes the most simple fails are the best - This guy goes old skool in the ever popular pool jump - Luckily, you don't need teeth to tread water.

If you're gonna FAIL it's probably not a good idea to do it with an 82mm mortar, but then again you're not the Russian gun dude with nerves of cool. He barely shows that he came close to becoming a million tiny little pieces.

If you’ve looked at a tortoise before and though, ewww, the freaks! Well you’re a freak, because tortoises are just like me and you. They like humping, they have shells on their backs and they have heads. Case closed.