Dankhawk

It might look like a crow or a blackbird or something but this is actually a rare avian variety known as the Dankhawk. They are inexplicably drawn to reefer and can often be found in front of the TV with empty cheeto packets and orangey wingtips.

You should never leave your cucumber unattended with your boyfriend if you're not going to tell him why he can't use it. -LOL

New wii game.. - WTF

If you're a C&C fan and enjoy cutting edge graphics then this might just be awesome enough to moisten your trousers. It's probably just a mashup but here's hoping this is an actual work-in-progress mod.

This dude knocks a guy out in a pool and subsequently rescues him from drowning. They're called manners, people, and he has them in spades.... Plus a pretty mean right hook!

The Village People's gay anthem gets the musicless musicvideo treatment, and the results are as hilarious as always, with the silence punctuated by the occasional squeaky shoe, chorus and fart noises.

Don't know where this bar is but I would love to hang out there for a while, so many good folks willing to help get you off the hook..

Hamsters make pretty weak pets. They can't fetch, be ridden or guard your room. There is one thing that they can do though, and that's run. They can also make you laugh, if you're into tiny furry slapstick geniuses.

Sometimes people do things for reasons we may never fully understand. And FAIL! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while.

If you need a refresher on your alphabet but find that Sesame Street's sanitised & utopian feel has you reaching for the sick bags, Fat Awesome are here to help while keeping it street. Wurd!

Some chicks you should never look in the eye - A quick glance at their beauty & you're history - WTF!?!