If Google Was a Guy (Part 2)

Just imagine if Google wasn't a search engine and was actually a person, would you still ask the weird and creepy things you do if you knew you had to say them to a guy's face? You goddamn freak.

This dude just lays on the ground moaning in pain after he faceplants hard after a failed jump. Some people just can't seem to understand that ALL of his pathetic suffering will be commented about on the internet one day - LOL!

It's enough to give you a heart-attack. Twice. A hidden camera confronts shoppers with their own mortality, replacing a friendly looking, scythe carrying farmer with a vision of the Grim Reaper.

With hair that flows like Zeus' mane and an autocue of justice - the legend Ron Burgundy is Back !

What's more priceless: The family heirlooms destroyed in the crash or the fact that he videotaped himself failing so miserably at teaching his daughter something he's clearly not good at?

It's great to have friends you can trust and rely on not to try and kill you in the name of having a laugh, but no one has friends like that, we all have assholes like this guy.

This NYPD cop teaches us all a little lesson in breakdancing, as he battles against a street performer and, surprisingly, proceeds to wipe the floor with him. Which is not what you expect.

This is why not everything should be done over the internet.. LOL

This old woman tries to dance up on a rapper and ends up on the ground. Someone should check to see whether Twitter is down-- I think I just spotted the fail whale.

Meat Loaf would do anything for love but he certainly wont do anymore bad food from the missus !

Bruce Almighty was a cinematic abomination. Still at least it wasn't as bad as Jack And Jill. Also, soundbites taken from them can be used to actual comic effect. To prove this, I give you Exhibit A: