I'd Vote For Them!

You'd think with names like these, they shouldn't have even thought about going into politics. But despite being totally ludicrous, the public will probably vote for them just for a laugh. It worked for Boris Johnson.

Do you ever have one of those moments in life when things don't go quite to plan and out of nowhere a fairly safe and ordinary situation turns bad very quickly, leaving you in a world if FAIL. These are those moments.

Another week rolls round and you start to make promises that deep down you have no intention of keeping. 'I will never drink again'. Of course you will, you liar, you just need to wash the ink off your face and lay low for a couple.

What's the one thing that you really look for in a female, think about it, yep, getting warm, it's a smile that can light up a dark room and make you feel special. You know i'm right, eh!? Aren't i?

This Brittish hottie's smoking body certainly knows how to perfectly fill out a bikini. I'd be her cabana boy any day!

I hadn't heard of this chick until i saw this gallery, but she's definitely worth knowing. She's a bootylicious Colombian model with curves in all the right places and just few enough clothes to keep your attention.

God's a wonderful dude, who else could have come up with the female form so perfect! Girls...I like em' small, come to think of it, i like em' big as well, short or tall - the only criteria i have is that they like me :)

End of finals sorority parties are guaranteed to have lots of booze, lots of girls in their underwear and lots of outrageous behaviour. Sounds like great fun, so where the hell is my invite?

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you were a child. Kids are like little rockstars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are!

It's Monday, how the hell did it come around so quick again? Fear not, it's time for a nice sit down and a gargantuan dump. Of images. 72 of the best interwebs images we could find all week. Enjoy!

Come on, have a little think about it, you don't really like those girls in films & magazines who have been airbrushed & retouched SO much that they probably don't exist! What you REALLY want is a girl-next-door type who really does live next door!