I Wish Girls...

Some people really have some weird ideas. I can think of many things that I'd like girls to be but noodles just aren't quite on the top of my list !!

Similar to real life, if what you find on Chatroulette seems too good to be true, it probably is. Still, i bet this dude is gonna spend the rest of his life watching after that!

A fat girl does Disney, singing along like she was one of the ugly sisters from Cinderella and the ice surrounding her cold heart melted just enough to bring a little bit of joy into her life. Weirdly addictive viewing.

This fighter pilot takes his GoPro camera onboard his F18 when he takes to the skies. Even if you're not interested in planes, it makes for pretty damn compelling viewing. I'd love to fly one of these badboys!

The timing on this is incredible. This chick goes over 50 miles in a bike race and the moment she removes her helmet she flips over the handlebars and lands on her head.

The modern ailment of the ever-present smartphone is addressed in Charlene deGuzmans short film, where no one can seem to enjoy anything any more because theyre too busy on their stupid phones.

Ron Burgundy crashes Conan's show and busts out a brain meltingly good jazz flute solo to announce that the sequel to Anchorman is on it's way. I have only 2 requests; please let it be good and please make it soon!

A young Jedi wanders into the woods and encounters a growling Sith Lord. What ensues is an epic tale of one-upmanship as each warrior displays increasingly bizarre variations on elaborate lightsaber blades.

And he'll do just about anything to ensure that you do. He'd prefer you vote for Obama, but the really important thing is there you get in there and vote. I'm going to vote for Ron Paul, whether he's running or not.

This crane is installing a bridge segment in New Zealand when the riverbank beneath it gives way. If only there'd been a bridge there for the crane to have had something solid to rest on...

Did the earth move for you? It sure as hell did for the folks on that pretty poorly thought out stage. I mean if you know there's going to be something like a CAR coming to a stop, surely you'd make sure the floor is stuck down?