Ron Burgundys Announcement

Ron Burgundy crashes Conan's show and busts out a brain meltingly good jazz flute solo to announce that the sequel to Anchorman is on it's way. I have only 2 requests; please let it be good and please make it soon!

These guys fill a mixture of Hydrogen and Oxygen in a balloon and just as they cause it to explode their professor walks back into the room

This chubby chick gets a little too excited about whats in the canteen refrigerator and puts her face through the glass door while walking up to it. Sometimes your stomach will give your eyes food goggles - OUCH!

I'm going to wait for the second generation on the Water Bottle Jet Pack to be launched before i even think of trying it out. It'll be cheaper, lighter, and you'll be able to go twice as far before crashing.

You could find yourself in a whole heap of trouble if your missus gets hold of one of these babies ! The good old 'lying by omission' tactic just wouldn't be an option and you might find yourself actually having to be honest - Utter Madness !

I wonder if the victim ever figured out the truth.. LOL

Edy's ice cream is churned slower than most thanks to their innovative approach to utilizing and incorporating sloths into their workforce. Feeding them drugs may help, it may not, but it's worth a try...

Written by drunk people, performed by drunk people—and no doubt consumed by drunk people. Several Portland writers got together one night for an experiment in writing a script drunk.

Alright fellas, helmet punches and pushing are ok, but nothing below the belt. It's too easy for you guys to fight dirty out here.

You don't need to be German to work out that Nike means 'cool' in every language - SWEET !

Cheap aftershave, lame chat-up lines and obnoxiousness don't impress Zara Phillips... or her horse !