How To Shut Down A Ho

Shutting down a ho is a precise science. If you ever need tips on how to do it in the most flamboyant way possible, just go watch some Dragon Ball Z. Goku knows what's up.

Snow's just cold water, right? So it can't possibly hurt you - WRONG1 It's not clear what these guys were attempting to do, but the resulting faceplant is brutal. This guy should be a snow angel, right about now.

Could you play a video game while spiders and snakes crawled all over your hands and the joypad?

The man is a freaking legend. If it's going to be an outtake anyway then he's damn well going to speak his mind. I could watch this all day. Someone needs to make a channel that just shows Brian Blessed outtakes. Glorious.

Hunter Pence drives in two runs with a double as a third run scores on Jon Jay's misplay in center field in the third inning. I don't know what that means, as I don't watch baseball, but it's still pretty damn awesome to watch.

Watching fat people eat shit on scooters has to be one of the greatest things ever. So that's why we posted this video!

Every sane person knows that there are forces beyond our control that are out to eat ours minds using technology that isn’t common knowledge. The Illuminati, aliens, cats. Scanners is back and it’s not taking any prisioners.

It's getting close to the witching hour as October's end approaches - This Halloween classic reminds us that Halloween in the hood means one thing: jawbreakers.

Well, you can't have everything can you? She's got looks, that's enough. I mean how many times will she need to roar like a lion in life? Having said that, these are so bad she's an embarrassment to the universe.

Most cats have an almost pathalogical aversion to all forms of liquid except maybe milk. In a bowl. This little furball however likes nothing more than a nice cooling bath on a hot summer day. What a champ.

A chick running to her seat is cut off by her classmate and trips into the corner of her desk. If there is one thing that she will learn in school today it will be never to trust your friends again. Ever.