Baseball Awesomeness

Hunter Pence drives in two runs with a double as a third run scores on Jon Jay's misplay in center field in the third inning. I don't know what that means, as I don't watch baseball, but it's still pretty damn awesome to watch.

The trailer for the new Green Lantern film doesn't look to bad, but you know what would make it look a whole lot better? Less Green Lantern and more Deadpool. Why the hell isn't there a Deadpool film out yet? C'mon Hollywood!

After pretending to rob someone in broad daylight at an ATM (the “victim” is in on the prank too), many times over, inevitably a hero steps in and dishes out some justice with his fists.

Ok, just try and get past the fact that this dude actually has a girlfriend in the first place and contemplate to pure evil that only chicks can commit. Sure it's just a game, but!!! I think he takes it rather well - NOT!

Watch what happens when a dune buggy flips over near a bunch of innocent bystanders, knocking out the driver while his foot's still on the gas.

Bruce Almighty was a cinematic abomination. Still at least it wasn't as bad as Jack And Jill. Also, soundbites taken from them can be used to actual comic effect. To prove this, I give you Exhibit A:

The brilliant thing about UGC is that we shouldn't really laugh, but it is pretty damn funny, so we can't help it. Son comes out of the closet to his religious mom on the phone and it suddenly gets VERY surreal. Listen up.

When people drink they’re funny and even if they’re not, you’ll laugh. Take this guy, he’s not very good at impressions and he’s not even that drunk, but he’s funny. Well, he is after twenty neat whiskeys anyway.

Soccer is a game of balance and agility, or so I thought...

I don't know a lot about pirouettes, but I can tell that busting out 40 of them in a row is an impressive feat. The kicker is that this kid is only 8 years old. Apparently the previous world record was 36.

Maybe this is why we shouldn't lean up AGAINST the cars.. LOL