High Speed Train Crash!

Eurostar and German ICE high speed trains crash with an old traditional train! This is not for the feint of heart!

Do you have a small child who's being bullied? Not sure what to do? Buy them one of these! It's small enough for their tiny little hands & powerful enough that they'll never have to worry about being bullied again.

This guy does a seriously good Eric Cartman impression. To prove it he goes retro and sings the Kyle's Mom's A B#tch song from the Southpark movie. Anyone can do a Kenny impression but Cartman is much harder to master.

If you’re feeling like you’re pretty rubbish at life, then meet Lise Linde Kronenberg, a one year old baby who can play a piano concert. Ish. By the time this child is five she’ll be president of the universe while juggling.

One dude's well-orchestrated marriage proposal goes down in flames. Protip: The food court is apparently a great place to take your girl on your first anniversary.

This is one awesome mega-prank!! Planning required to the MAX!

Proof that thinking a trick through to the end is a wise thing to do. This dude manages to ride over 100 feet of rail on his board but fails to notice the stop sign at the end of the track - WHOOPS!

I don't think he's going to be able to cop out of this one.

The only good thing I've ever seen on an episode of X-Factor. This guy, disgruntled with the judges judgements, lets them have a piece of his mind. This man deserves a freaking medal. I love him. I want be bear his tuneless babies.

The News of the World hacking story has exploded like a giant pus throbbing with liquid revulsion. And now, the most popular newspaper in the solar system has chomped off its own rotten tail, like some ravenous toxic ouroboros.

This Russian woman absolutely destroys a liquor aisle in San Francisco. Look, lady. It's the law. When you're buying booze, they get to ask you what your age is, OK?