Hawt Daughter

Having a smoking daughter wandering around your house in skimpy clothes might seem a bonus, but when she's a family member it can lead to all kinds of awkwardness & shame. It's hell being her sibling. Or her dad.

I think this technically classes as Nerdcore, taking it's place between songs about Magic: The Gathering and ones about text adventures. Word.

This kid nearly breaks his neck after attempting a running back flip and getting just enough rotation to get his face to land first.

Yay Adam Buxton, yay! Buxto Buckles knows what the Festive Xmas Seasonings is all about, it’s about Morrissey songs being featured out of context and causing controversy when, really, who gives a fuckeroo?

When you're done with the booze you can still make sweet sweet muzak!!

This one does what it says in the title. And the guy presenting it is a bit like Data from The Goonies (except less excitable), which makes it infinitely more watchable. So get hacking already.

Reasons to adore Jennifer Lawrence number 100 million: her recent appearance on The Tonight Show where she takes part in a game called “Box Of Lies” with Jimmy Fallon.

Those tiresome toll booths can really be a drag. What with having to slow down and that. But you know what, there are other ways to get through, by using the toll booth as a launching ramp maybe?

People write very nasty things on Twitter about celebrities, so Jimmy Kimmel gets those celebrities to read those tweets out loud so we can all have some fun–the result is pure comedy gold.

The rest of the day will have hard work keeping up with this level of awesome. The Fresh Prince, Jazzy Jeff, and Carlton Banks come together to bust some tunes like it was 1993.

Rick Santorum making about as much sense as he normally does. You can't blame him for being a little out of sorts. He's probably just found out what his name means. If you haven't heard, try googling "Santorum".