Musicians Read Mean Tweets About Themselves

People write very nasty things on Twitter about celebrities, so Jimmy Kimmel gets those celebrities to read those tweets out loud so we can all have some fun–the result is pure comedy gold.

The classic buttered floor prank gets remixed in the shower with absolutely first-rate faceplant results. Well done.

Want to know what the most beautiful sound you will ever hear is? Tough. This guy knows what it is and he's not telling. If there is a more awesome, insightful interview in existence, I haven't seen it. This is incredible.

"Look, guys, relax. I just want to hang out and chill. I mean, yeah, I am probably going to eat you, but that's way later."

According to the boys working on the latest iteration of the unreal engine, this is what the future of video games is shaping up to look like. This is great news for anyone with lots of money for new gaming hardware! *geekfap*

A rental van's dash cam catches a high quality head on collision in Japan.

Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid's balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.

It might seem cruel but just think of all the lives that this kind of research has saved It's a messy job but someone has to do it. Kittens, the people of earth owe you a tremendous debt of gratitude. *Salutes*

Just because they're one of the few humans to ever set foot on the surface of the moon doesn't mean that they'll be able to keep their balance. Maybe someone tied their moonboot's laces together or something?

Fast food is pretty damn fast but could it be faster? Damn skippy. This guy is pushing it to it's absolute limits and receiving the fastest drive through service that anyone has ever experience. Glorious.

Yeah, like this isn’t disturbing in anyway, shape, or form. But who doesn’t like eating babies? M’mm they taste so delicious, you can’t blame these people for wanting to devour one. Oh, what, it’s only a cake?