Happy Birthday David

Just in case we weren't all already excited enough for the upcoming Alien prequel 'Prometheus' The studio have decided to tease us with a short about the film's robotic humanoid characters. Eerie, but awesome.

If you're not excited about the latest movie in the Alien series then it's probably because you haven't watched this trailer yet. If you've seen it and still don't have a bonor, consult with your doctor immediately.

Einstein the highly talkative African grey parrot does a perfect impersonation of Matthew McConaughey's signature "alright, alright, alright" catchphrase. Maybe he could star in the next series of True Detective?

Kid kicks ball, kid fails, so what? The subtle difference here is that he is slightly porky. If the internet has managed to show us one thing over the years it's that fat people falling over is very, VERY funny.

Prepare to die of awkwardness, as a guy takes to the street to approach other guys and ask if they want to go on a date—and the reactions aren't too bad, except for a couple of homophobes who don't take to kindly to it.

These guy finally saws through an old dead tree only to have it fall back on top of him.

There's no denying fireworks can be fun, but there's no denying they can be dangerous too. Don't try this at home. Or anyone else's home.

Star wars fans come in all shapes and sizes, but this guy is definitely the weirdest. Perched atop a unicycle wearing a skirt and triumphantly playing the star wars theme tune on a set of bagpipes. Weird.

I love a cute chick, even if they are slightly overdoing it on the KFC intake, big girls make me hungry - What America's Next Top-Heavy Model contestants lack in skill, they make up in unintentional comedy.

These soldiers will not show emotion for any reason - WRONG! - A Windsor guard will never stop, not even for a photo-op.

We reckon it's over 10, but it's hard to tell just how many bikes are jumbled in the wreckage atop this ridge. The other racers show no sympathy or compassion-- they just want to get by.