Ghetto Ice Creams

You know you live in the ghetto when your local ice cream vendor drives round in a low riding pimped out ice cream truck and blares Does Your Chain Hang low as lound as his speakers will go. Kudos.

This is one you simply have to see to believe. A van obliterates a passenger car, sending a father and son flying across the street. Amazingly, they survive with no major injuries.

Impromptu capoeira might seem like a cool thing to do, but it's fraught with FAIL. You'd have to be really lucky to get challenged by a walking disaster like this dude. There's nothing like getting your ass kicked by a wall.

Now this is one very brave dude, trusting his life (and family jewels) to a female with a golf club. But even on a tough shot like this, she gets the job done with one stroke.

Being able to draw, realistically is a skill that very few people possess. This guy seems to be one of the few. He's able to tear up a playing card, draw it and make it tough to tell which is the card and which is his drawing of the card...

A night in jail and some marital problems seem to have shattered this woman's morning, so she decided to shatter a door. Thank god marriage isn't forever ...... *WAIT :(

There is something wrong with society these days. Women have literally become too big for their boots, I think it is time to go back a step and put them right back in their place (the kitchen). Who's with me?

Rules are rules - People aren't meant to fly.. and here is proof. LOL

A couple of brilliant students find out that moving furniture the wrong way can be a real pane in the glass.

It's safe to assume most mediums are snake-oile selling confidence fraudsters and the others are simply deluded to the point of being certifiable. If there ever was a real medium, his job would be pretty hard...

I always wanted explosions like this to be part of my home-made special effects attempts when I was a kid, but failed! However, this is more than close enough. This one's for you, 10-year old Me.