Epic Capoeira Battle FAIL!

Impromptu capoeira might seem like a cool thing to do, but it's fraught with FAIL. You'd have to be really lucky to get challenged by a walking disaster like this dude. There's nothing like getting your ass kicked by a wall.

Orbital’s “Wonky” is trippy and chock full of paranoia. If a group of cats starts talking to you, it’s probably time to get yourself one of those nice white jackets with the arms that tie up round the back.

This will seriously leave you wondering what happened to this poor dude - Somehow i don't think the outcome will have been a good one - OMG!

As Triumph the Insult Comic Dog would say, 'This is a great news program...for me to poop on!'

DOG commands, will you obey? Obey My DOG expert Ray Winstone is on hand to offer tips and tricks, but only true skill will reach the nail-biting conclusion. Woof puny human, WOOF!

Well, if you’re onto lame-assed pop music that sounds like it’s been shat out of a contestant on X-Factor, then this little medley should have you jizzing in your pants. If you are gonna punish yourself with crap-pop, then go for this.

How hard is it to make a rap song without using the letter E? The LA-based rapper spits out lyrics minus that one member of the alphabet and even manages to make the song make sense too. Wll don.

He's blatantly only washing them because someone is pointing a camera at him. Chameleons are like people: if nobody is watching there's no way they're gonna waste time washing their hands.

Or Wesley Snipes vs. Christian "F#cking amateur" Bale or Marvel vs. DC or Monster vs. Man or Bat Slayer vs. Bat or...you get the idea. Throw in a few zombies to this mix and you'd have possibly the greatest movie never made!!!!

A Mom thinks that if she could do a front flip in High School then she should still be able to do it since she remembers the mechanics.

At SXSW competitive eater extraordinaire Takeru Kobayashi wolfed down a record-setting thirteen grilled cheese sandwiches in 60 seconds to promote the group messaging service GroupMe.