Geek Cake!

You know you're a total geek if your loved ones get you a cake like this for your birthday and you actually compile it to make sure it's correct!

Sometimes a mixing (or a mind-meld if you don't mind the Star Trek Vulcan reference) of 2 entirely different genres can have a curious synergy. Poor old Paul McCartney.

You can see some of the policemen visibly salivating at the prospect of a delicious donut. I reckon if all of these badboys had sprinkles they'd crack and be grabbing at them before you could say bacon.

Listen up guys, intel tells us someone within our ranks has been sharing secrets about which garbage cans are the best to hit to those damn cats! If I find out who the traitor is, there will be hell to pay!

Uploading sexy photos of yourself online is a business fraught with danger. There are many pitfalls to avoid, least of all making yourself look sexy and alluring. This girl seems to have fallen at the first hurdle.

If you dive into the murky depth of the ocean in search of thrills and adventure you might just find it! Problem is it might be waay bigger than you and in the mood for a tasty human snack.

Ewww! What's going on here? It's like a tranny Barbie doll with a huge strap-on. That's going to send the kids a confusing and, frankly, disturbing message. What next, Ken dolls with a hole in his crotch? Great Christ.

It's all about those lovely leafy lumps. This could just be a freak occorrunce or it could be the first recorded image of the fabled booty tree. Either way I totally wanna give it a little squeeze.

If you thought that the death of Steve Jobs would put an end to those Steve & Bill picture memes then you were sadly wrong. Even from beyond the grave Steve will be the butt of Bill's jokes.

Because what could elevate your Christmas cheer more than painstakingly replacing every last light bulb on the christmas tree, one by one? Nothing. That's what.

I really hope he does go bald, and soon. It's no more than that Donny Osmond looking douchenozzle crooner deserves. LOL J/K, I love him. Got all his albums. <3