Gangnam Officially Dead

When the Fox News Team start joining in with an internet meme, that meme is deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees. It's hilariously painful to watch, like your parents trying to be cool.

Typical overachiever. Sure, it's impressive, but wouldn't you rather he could do something a little less nerdy and a little more useful, like help get hot women to a lame ass college party? I bet he does...

Each week the Apprentice contestants, a bunch of shuffling, preening, f-tards slither into Sith Lord Sugar’s mock-office to bitch and whine and back stab about who was the most incompetent mongoloid in the show that week.

Sheepdog trials might look like a triumph of training and skill, but sheep are pretty damn easy to herd. This is a much more taxing group to corral. If there was a kebab shop en route, he would have lost the lot!

Ember, an appropriate name for someone who looks so damned hot you'd burn your eyes into shriveled raisins if you looked at her for too long. Like when the Nazis look at the Ark in Indiana Jones. Be warned.

Jabooodydubs roll out another instant classic. No Billy Mays in sight, just a monotonous old guy with a jumper covered in pussy hair and a screechy old woman rollering the fur of her pooch.

Who’s tracking you online is one of the issues of the day, as we go about our daily browsing all manner of trackers are watching our every move. Who are they and what the hell they’re doing is a mystery, until now!

Ok, so you have a very special talent and we all know chicks are impressed by a man's skillz - But SERIOUSLY! - If you could produce a fart that sounded like a chainsaw would you be considered a catch - FAIL!!!

Sometimes skating is all about attitude and when you bail it's a case of stylin' it so it looks intentional. This on the other hand is like pouring petrol onto the bonfire of FAIL!

Combining the ability that cats have to land on their feet and the phenomenon of toast always landing butter-side-down and using the resultant anomaly as a source of clean, renewable energy is a noble goal. crazy, but noble.

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.