How Pretty A White Woman Is?

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.

"I wonder what his dick tastes like." said no woman ever to her friends while catcalling a dude from her ride. But that is the world that's explored in this video—it's just a shame it's not the real world.

Congratulations are in order. This may be the quickest scooter crash we have on record. See? There are some things female drivers excel at.

It's so light that it'll have you breaking out in a spontaneous, frantic rap !

While you were busy working and going out drinking and socializing and sitting in a dark room by the light of a monitor throughout March, these people were making things happen. Or trying to make things happen.

In the middle of this golfer's swing his buddy tosses a ball at him and he manages to hit it perfectly down the driving range. Just a shame he can't do the same with the one he's supposed to be driving!

This is a terrifying crash and what makes it even more incredible is the fact you're watching it from inside the cockpit as the camera captures what the driver and the navigator go through when this one goes off the edge.

Sometimes you don't notice something that's staring you in the face until someone points it out to you. In this case it's Stanley Kubrick's use of one-point perspective in so many of his icon shots. How did I not notice this until now!?

Sometimes things happen and you just have to say "Like, whoah"—take for instance this dolphin who, after getting entangled in a fishing line, asks a passing driver for help.

Raaaawwwk! The sweetest nanny in the whole wide world goes full on metal. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is a rocking tune, but there’s alway room to add some screaming vocals and frantic drumming.

Here are some awesome animated optical illusions. when you pull lined acetate over the top of them they animate before your very eyes. Cool concept, but I kinda wanna see it done with some classic animated gifs, just for lolz.