Fence jump FAIL!

First rule of fence jump club: NEVER attempt a difficult jump if your buddy has just made it and the whole thing is being recorded on video. The chances of FAIL are so high it isn't worth it.

This is one of those things where if you make it all the way to the end the phrase double oh will seem strange and alien to you and you’ll never be able to watch a Bond movie again. You’re welcome.

AKA: "Shit Batman Would Never Say". There are a lot of things that Batman would probably not say. Here's a few of them as the might be said in Chrisitian Bale's ridiculously low pitched, gritty voice.

Star Trek zombies? Illogical maybe but guided by the power of awesome. As sci-fi/horror goes this could only be improved if it had a scene where Seven of Nine is clam-jousting with Rose McGowan!

Leaping gracefully from a jetty onto your neon blue lit yacht would look pretty sweet. Unfortunately for this guy, that's not what's about to happen. He's about to attempt it, but it won't be graceful...

Girls in exotic locations lounging around in bikinis with flowers in their hair looking all pretty and adorable. Why? Who really cares, that’s not what’s important. What’s important is it’s been made and we can see it for free.

If you feell the need for speed then cast aside thoughts of a powerful car or a speedy superbike, what you really want is a very steep hil, some buddies without brains....AND ... A kiddie trike! It's time to live fast & die dumb!

Where can an elephant get a decent snack these days?! I think I'll stick to hot dogs thansk!

If this isn't exactly the same way that YOU play Skyrim then you're probably not doing it right. if it moves, stab it, set it on fire and fill it full of arrows. Aim for the chest or head too. Knees are too cliche.

Teaser trailer for a film about singer and provocateur MIA, whose father was a Tamil Tiger, often considered a terrorist organization. Sadly, after releasing this the director then quit, so we’ll never get to see it.

What fresh hell is this? Spiders are solitary killers no more. If Attenborough is right they’re now hunting in packs. Yes death awaits us with hundreds of pairs of mandibles and glue shooting butt-holes.